tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85980300835807045072011-11-28T11:23:47.684+11:00>Implying I am good at videogamesChrisnoreply@blogger.comBlogger681100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-87884590336230754562010-07-13T03:38:00.005+10:002010-07-13T19:06:32.803+10:00

If this isn't GOTY then I don't know anything about trucks.But seriously, the only reason I played this game for as long as I did (which was the entire video length and not a second more) was because I was cleaning out my downloads folder, searching for a bad, yet playable game. Sadly all I found was bad and unplayable and I dont love you enough to do that to myself.As mentioned in the video text

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-69185441588045716682010-05-31T23:53:00.002+10:002010-05-31T23:55:14.541+10:00

I Hate Mountains Trailer from NykO18 on Vimeo.So I've been following this campaign for ages now, and it seems like it is finally almost out. I cant say much about it as I dont really know enough :PHowever, it is from the same guys that made Portal: Prelude which is highly acclaimed, so whe it is out, give it a shot. Not like it costs you anything.I Hate Mountains homepage

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-28805096669234777752010-05-08T18:02:00.006+10:002010-05-08T19:29:40.991+10:00

So holy shit guys, have you played Beat Hazard yet? Get the demo already and play that shit.It's like Geometry Wars mixed with Audiosurf, which can only be a good thing. One thing to note is the warning at the start, it isn't just protecting itself, it is protecting you. Epilepsy sufferers should not be playing this at all, or even in the same room as someone playing it. Then again, if you have

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-33663225025405716822010-03-19T20:53:00.002+11:002010-03-19T21:01:14.797+11:00

Sure it is hardly a revisit since it has been less than a week, but fuck you.I figured 10 seconds is nowhere near enough time, so I upped a longer better video. Scorpio makes things go boom, then he grappling hooks the fuck out of there. That is basically the whole premise of the game from what I can see, just like #1. Go in kill someone/save some one, blow shit up, get the fuck out. Most

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-82884383937791263922010-03-15T00:03:00.003+11:002010-03-15T02:07:01.653+11:00

Ok, I can't exactly say this is GOTY material, because it isn't even close.Doesn't stop it from being fun though. Although it does have its fair share of problems. One of which was also prevalent in Just Cause 1, the physics. It all seems fine and dandy, until suddenly a corpse goes flying from a pistol bullet. Also the rag dolls seem kinda fucked too, the more game time you play, the more you

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-25386474265390307292010-03-13T03:56:00.003+11:002010-03-13T04:00:33.588+11:00

Kidding!I really cant say much about this game. Obviously it is cashing in on the zombie theme that games love nowadays.Sure the graphics are low end, and the game-play is repetitive and the whole thing is cliche. What do you expect, its a casual game. I got it for $1 during the steam xmas sales. Sure $1 may seem like too much for a game of this caliber to some of you.But this game serves its

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-87808151843721048812010-03-09T18:11:00.004+11:002010-03-09T19:12:33.472+11:00

This game is easy. Sure in the video I died once, but it didn't matter. You get so many lives and dodging things is quite easy too, also as you see/saw spinning around a black hole is one of the easiest ways to play each level. Of course I will probably be corrected about its difficulty sooner or later.There is more to the game though. Move around the mouse collecting sheepies, left and right

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-64203717985453856922010-03-07T17:57:00.003+11:002010-03-07T18:24:14.892+11:00

So yes, I enjoy this game. When I saw the original pricing I was not happy. Seeming as I do not like demos and am not a fan of taking risks (especially with indie games) I left it alone.Then of course, Steam had to have an indie pack for $10. So I got it, and decided to try this game. Now I am in love. Not real love mind you, more "love" that you spout constantly to all your friends even though

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-89306496545994576412010-03-03T12:25:00.007+11:002010-03-03T12:41:51.327+11:00

Ok, I don't have a witty topic starter.Anyway, I saw this game and the first thing that came to mind was "shitty eufloria ripoff". Then again, considering there is a retro mode, which looks like its from the commodore days, maybe its the other way around. Or maybe they just put it in to show they could.The game is simple and fun, not too easy and not too hard. Then again, that could easially be

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-82612361313759399292010-02-16T03:04:00.004+11:002010-02-16T03:34:23.004+11:00

Apparently sarcasm is the lowest form of humor, but whatever.Where to start on this game, well, at the beginning I guess.I am not going to give you the story, but from what I gathered was, some bad dudes are on earth and shit and your chick is some special woman who is special. Your boyfriend dies trying to protect you and shit goes down. I wanted to care, I really did. But when the game slows to

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-76363067299553713772009-12-15T21:55:00.003+11:002009-12-15T22:02:34.420+11:00

Looks like I am lazier than I give myself credit for.Anywhoo, heres Zombie Driver, a game that came out with a pre-purchase discount of 10% a few weeks ago. Let me just say this first, this game is probably worth $10 but then again, I am not one to ever buy anything on Steam at full price, so $5 it is.Graphically it looks pretty good, of course that isnt saying much because games like these NEED

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-86105275206814038232009-09-16T05:01:00.003+10:002009-09-16T05:08:42.604+10:00

Wow, it's been like 3 months since I updated this. Thank god I have no readers or they would have left me ages ago.I've given up on even considering reviewing a goomba, because there is nothing to say, it isn't functional at all and looks alright, I mean, there are no flaws and it is cheap and cool. I MIGHT review some shit I got from artsnow but that is still in the considering phase and talking

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-87982214504135278812009-06-29T16:43:00.003+10:002009-06-29T17:01:30.429+10:00

If only there was some good news to post that I actually cared about. Oh well. Here is some bad news instead.In this lovely country of tolerance and intelligence, where we all agree what is best for all the people and not just the few...wait, wait, never-mind that, I live in Australia don't I?Remember the Internet filter? That thing I was bitching about a few months ago? Well, they are still

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-55382409821708519042009-06-14T00:44:00.003+10:002009-06-14T00:50:01.316+10:00

Too bad my sister still has my camera after 2 weeks. Never mind the whole "oh it'll just be over the weekend" part.Anyway, I think I said in my last post that I might bitch about Valves decision to make left4dead 2 instead of just updating left4dead. Since my writing tends to go offtrack and end up on a different topic 9 times out of 1o, I decided against it.On a similar note, the guys who made

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-71444580320380337682009-06-03T06:16:00.004+10:002009-06-03T06:26:41.862+10:00

Totally forgot to make a blog for this video. Not like it really needs one or anything, but for consistencies sake, here it is.If you don't use Steam, then you probably have no idea what this game is, or why I have video of it on YouTube. The game isn't even revolutionary or amazing in any way, it is just a plain old everyday top-down shooter. I mean, sure the game is fun in bursts, but don't

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-85302365391045870382009-05-09T20:36:00.005+10:002009-05-09T20:50:38.058+10:00

Here's the thing. There are not really many major game dev groups anymore, and out of all of them, I used to like Valve the most. Their game library and commitment to keeping their games in a solid and working order seemed to be their main priority, after profit.Sure, they still do that, just no where near as much. When I first got the orange box, it was in between the Medic update and the Pyro

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-22112009668439290342009-04-30T19:33:00.004+10:002009-04-30T19:49:14.282+10:00

I could make another post about left4dead, but the videos kind of speak for themselves, so I shall tell you about Caster.Caster is sweet, like sugar, so I guess you could call the game Caster Sugar or something if you really wanted. Whatever. Terrible joke, moving on.The story : You are a student Caster, what a Caster is, I have no idea, they seem to be like Superman powered environmentalists.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-53498391611156800162009-03-26T00:36:00.005+11:002009-06-03T06:27:27.383+10:00

Yeah, nothing really to see here, I had to clean my FRAPS folder out since I have a LAN to go to, and instead of just deleting 40+ gig of uncompressed video, I figured it pick out a few of the good bits and make a sub-par video out of them.This one took a lot more effort, we killed ourselves at least 10 times trying to get that damn tank to spawn, then died about 4 times more trying to kill it

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-64066816117129840312009-03-11T18:05:00.002+11:002009-03-11T18:10:03.645+11:00

Well, I originally had HEAPS more footage of this, it was druing the peak of the Scout Update, when every noob and his mother decided to use achievement servers, instead of the much quicker .exe way.But of course, as my luck goes, it was totally out of sync and I really can't be fucked extracting the audio and stretching it back out to fit since no one really watches my shit anyway. Still, I have

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-66085520467890201182009-02-12T23:01:00.004+11:002009-02-12T23:25:27.655+11:00

Too bad this game was bad, just too bad, I was looking forward to an FPS that wasn't in the future, or World War 2 or Present Day that was good. Sure, the graphics are pretty, but damn, game play sucks.Also I think the end of PC gaming is coming, as developers are becoming lazy and just making everything for consoles and porting it all over. You cannot jump in this game, except if there is a

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-22121132924510889332009-02-09T14:08:00.004+11:002009-02-09T23:00:24.259+11:00

Wow, just wow. This game is anime-inspired, by that they mean really bad American voice acting and lots of ass and tits, minus the tits.I just skipped all the cut-scenes because I didn't really care for the "story" that it was trying to force down my throat. The gameplay itself reminds me a bit of Hellgate London, minus most of the RPG aspects. But shit, I can't really say much about this game,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-84790786194588970252009-02-07T18:16:00.004+11:002009-02-07T21:26:55.961+11:00

So I recently acquired Burnout Paradise, a racing game for those of you who don't know, but it has a bit of a 'twist', in a way.Now firstly, I don't really know racing games, the only ones I have played aside from this were the following : Flatout 1/2, Carmageddon Series and Need For Speed 1, they really don't interest me, just like sports games. So, with this being the case, I cannot really

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-75738579577751237902009-02-05T18:06:00.005+11:002009-02-05T22:41:38.392+11:00

What were they thinking? That models from Soldier of Fortune 2 with this-gen smoke and fire effects was enough to make a good game? I mean shit, seriously, this game is bad, that was the first level too, I can't bring myself to play anymore of it.Notice how many guys there are right at the start? Sure, we all like a challenge, but this game takes it too far, then you get to the room, and BAM,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-86807712059097840542009-02-01T03:36:00.004+11:002009-02-01T05:00:17.965+11:00

With the disappointing Steam Weekend that is currently going on (30% off Rockstar games) I thought I'd get a $10 game off Steam. I got Mount and Blade last weekend, which was, and still is pretty damn good, even with its sub-par graphics, and there may be a video or two of that uploaded in the future, who knows.Anyway, I could do a proper review of Harvest, but seriously, who cares? Here's the

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-41654474475015855092009-01-30T18:16:00.004+11:002009-01-30T18:48:36.239+11:00

Fuck you nature, seriously, are you trying to kill yourself?It's been around 43 degrees here for the past 3 days, and the next 4 days, while they are going to be cooler (still over 30 degrees) are no exception to the trend. It hasn't rained in over three weeks, and all the plants in my garden are dying, wilting and browning out.Basically, if Mother Nature was a human living in Victoria, you'd

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-89814050862193888482009-01-20T16:44:00.004+11:002009-01-20T17:13:15.566+11:00

Yes, goddamn, it was very hot, it got to 38 degrees today, for those of you from a non-metric country with a Temperature system that does not make sense to me, that is just over 100 degrees.And to top it off, the train system had issues, for the second day in a row. Sure, i dislike train cancellations and delays about as much as the next person. Connex (the train company) are always bitching

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-69877307788479303502009-01-14T16:45:00.003+11:002009-01-14T17:09:42.731+11:00

So, starting it all off, I had no idea that porn was illegal in China, but they really want to block it out, and they have started picking sites out to block, which is fine. Yes, it is fine, because porn is illegal in China, while I do not agree that porn is something that should be illegal, it is in China (including a lot of things that we all take for granted). So, hooray for internet filters,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-37239279958641391142009-01-12T00:49:00.002+11:002009-01-12T01:42:20.614+11:00

I don't exactly remember the rats from the first time I played Stalker, all those years ago, but goddamn, even with the poorly optimized engine, the game looks fucking sweet.After this video, I guess I will have to steal some military documents, and knowing my luck, it will be dark, so the AI will know exactly where I am, and I will have no idea where they are.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-12123232974727304432009-01-06T15:16:00.002+11:002009-01-06T15:44:49.206+11:00

Yeah, I could be blogging and typing stuff that some may find interesting or funny, but really, I haven't really felt like being creative recently, and if I force myself, I will feel cheap and dirty and the quality will be shit (ok, shitter), so instead, I'll just post more "interesting" news articles and comment on them. Joy joy.So, firstly, from the UK, apparently they want to ban "extreme porn

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-58562247469908906622009-01-01T18:22:00.001+11:002009-01-01T18:24:43.532+11:00

That's right, a pub server, we managed to pull together, Red and Blu, for a whole 10 seconds for the New Year.Cheers Mate!Happy New Years folks!

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-58279624699786304862008-12-31T01:41:00.003+11:002008-12-31T02:40:36.508+11:00

I thought I should post just once more, before the end of the year. I could do a rundown, like, best things in the year, major events that occurred all that stuff, but, seriously, I can't be fucked, if you want one of those lists, just use google, there will be probably over 9000 results, so anyway. On with the blog.Over 1/3rd of Aussie gamers are apparently female, which, when you think about it

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-37694144907891565992008-12-20T04:37:00.003+11:002008-12-20T05:27:41.442+11:00

Ahhh Christmas, the time of the year when all is right in the world. The snow is falling, the decorations are up, the carols are playing in all the department stores and everyone is waiting for good old Saint Nick to come by.Wait, I don't live in America.In fact, the Sun should be shining, barbeques should be cooking up snags and burgers, we should be covered in flies and sunburned all over. But

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-35675372421870762202008-12-09T21:36:00.008+11:002008-12-09T21:57:04.522+11:00

Why don't you have a seat over there?That's right, just there, sit.Would you like some juice? Maybe a cookie?Who am I? I'll get to that, but, what I want to know is, why have you been looking at child porn?Yes, I know you have been. You cannot deny it, I can see you now, checking out those nude rule 34's of your childhood cartoon friends, maybe a bit of Orihime from Bleach, you do realize she is

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-49153714627944379372008-12-08T15:11:00.005+11:002008-12-09T22:49:42.930+11:00

I saw a guy have a seizure or stroke today.I'll put it in perspective for you. I just started a short-ass course, Certificate II in some food thingy. Yeah, certificate TWO, not three, which would actually be useful, just two. Anyway, I knew I wouldn't be able to wake up before 12PM, and the course started at 9:30, so I stayed up all night, so, I'd been awake for about 19 hours by now. From 9:40

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-1274302200845208212008-12-06T02:42:00.002+11:002008-12-06T02:56:36.277+11:00

Do not buy this gameDo not pirate this gameSeriously, it is not worth your cash or gigabytes. Sure, from what I saw/heard/read of the console version, it kicked ass, but on PC? No fucking way.The requirements are stupidly high for such a bad looking game. I mean, my PC can out-graphic what the Xbox 360 usually puts out, the prime example is Fallout 3, but, GTA4 has some sort of mechanism that

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-29276694117110881412008-12-03T16:50:00.002+11:002008-12-03T17:02:00.587+11:00

Irrelevant video relating to nothing at all.It was hailing, and it was loud and the hail was large. I decided to film it. Also it was spring, so it shouldn't be hailing at all, it should be sunny.Yes I am typing like a retard. ENJOY THE VIDEO.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-13312850523553567612008-11-30T19:53:00.003+11:002008-12-02T20:19:11.702+11:00

Hooray for The StrokesSo, I thought I should post an update since I really don't give this blog enough love, and I love typing up bullshit, even if no one cares about it.Today's topic is all about me. By that I mean, my views on the world and what it should be about, or something, I cant explain it, just read on dammit.I am essentially a libertarian, no, that doesn't mean I am a liberal or that I

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-65958164715895584712008-11-12T03:20:00.003+11:002008-11-12T03:38:56.680+11:00

I just realized how many tags I have.The original plan of this blog was to have everything nicely sorted out and easy to navigate, but now, fuck it. Seriously. My life and words are not that interesting that someone is going to want to go through all my blogs and see what I had to say about Spore a few months ago then compare it to now (game still sucks, I want my gigabytes back).Anyway, to put

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-55781460285815700052008-11-08T16:58:00.002+11:002008-11-08T17:22:27.806+11:00

Oh god, its been how long since I last posted? Really? Fuuuucccckkkk, I suck.I was going to post about 3 days ago, when Obama won, and congratulate all you Americans who actually voted for him, but, considering how over 40% of you still voted for McCain, you do not get any thanks or kudos. Also, I shouldn't be thanking you for something that you should of done anyway.The main reason for this post

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-58276520697296976892008-10-17T23:12:00.005+11:002008-10-20T19:41:53.781+11:00

I was originally going to start this off with a quote from 1984, then realized, that it is the Internet that I was going to talk about, and not real life. So Brave New World is much more appropriate.Basically, this will be a rant, and I believe a justified one at that. The government wants to fuck with my Internet. By "my" Internet, I mean the entire Internet of Australia. If you haven't already

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-42030142963044148072008-10-11T01:14:00.002+11:002008-10-11T01:26:23.719+11:00

It is over.I am sorry, we can't be together anymore. I saw the warning signs ages ago, and you, well, you did what you always do, you shook it off as if it was nothing.You know I cant take it anymore, I must of told you a thousand times, the way we were going was impossible to maintain. So no more holding hands or snuggling up, no more late nights flowing into early mornings, I am sick of it.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-26868813838130699122008-10-09T19:23:00.004+11:002008-10-09T19:57:20.870+11:00

Mmmmmm Cheetos.Here are some of the best Civ 4 quotes everrrrrrr. And they are as true today as they were when spoken. Well, not the best, just the ones I can remember that were good."When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Hélder CâmaraKind of obvious, especially for the US of A where the fear of being even

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-7056300972207783652008-10-07T16:40:00.005+11:002008-10-07T16:44:43.858+11:00

Here it is if you have actually been waiting for it, the shitty review of the LED reading light.I cant really say anything about it, because there isn't really anything to say about it. So blah! Also, I am kinda outta stuff to review, at least, stuff that is reviewable or at least, semi-interesting.Also, don't get Maggi's new noodles, the 100gram Super Noodles Mega : Smokin' Ribs, it fucking

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-70452447189555751842008-09-29T22:27:00.006+10:002008-09-29T22:38:15.058+10:00

So, I got bored tonight, and decided to make something from some of the junk from my desk.I name him MDR-N99, and it is so.He was made from1 - Empty Kinder Surprise Egg (Toy Holder)2 - AG13 Batteries3 - 'Friend' Cigarette Filters1 - Mini Dice1 - Pair of MDR-N99 headphones, knockoff model.He is now my desk mascot and shall serve until he is broken. Which may be in 5 minutes, or 5 months.So, now

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-50952767175644184692008-09-26T17:11:00.007+10:002008-09-28T17:40:04.651+10:00

So a quick one here....hell I know it isn't going to be short.If you watch my videos, you know I like Deal Extreme, I mean they have OK customer service, and are decent in shipping items, but their main strength is their pricing.Deal Extreme : Orders placed - Over 20, easially, all received or remedied afterwards.I recently found out about FocalPrice who seem to be another webshop, most likely

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-9301656278517591402008-09-26T13:53:00.002+10:002008-09-26T14:18:36.217+10:00

I have been jobless for way too long now, and really need a job.Mum is bitching about doing a course, and is trying to get me to apply for a telemarketing job. Now, I have done telemarketing before, and it is soul destroying. It literally sucks all the fun out of your day and makes you wish you were jobless.The more attractive sister, Customer Service is just as bad. Instead of calling up people

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-80199498897632533432008-09-25T15:45:00.003+10:002008-09-25T16:05:06.114+10:00

I would do a video, but, I have zero motivation, I might do one on This soon, but yeah, the underneath is a wall of text and bitching, so it is safe to ignore.Be warned, the following is full of bawwwwwwwww.It is all about the US economy. Seriously, what the fuck. America will bail out companies to the tune of 700 Billion dollars, but it wont give free health care. Sure, two completely different

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-14428192644157260212008-09-11T21:32:00.004+10:002008-09-11T21:50:58.764+10:00

So, hopefully a short post here.So yeah, I just realized that it is September 11, so that is what, the 7 year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks. Which when it happened, I did not think much of, and still feel the same about. So like, that one event has left the world as it is today, obsessed with stopping terrorism, although no real attack have happened since, sure, London's railway was attacked,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-21873301975090329432008-09-10T04:17:00.003+10:002008-09-10T23:47:52.768+10:00

So after a few days of playing spore, I have come to the conclusion that the game is basically nothing like what I expected.Don't get me wrong, the game itself is pretty good, and reminds me of a few other games. For those who care, there are five parts of the game, which could be considered as four different games altogether.First is the cell stage, where you are a little cell, and eat either

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-55076112187655918302008-09-03T18:12:00.003+10:002008-09-03T18:28:43.157+10:00

So instead of a review I decided to do a how to.Now you are thinking ZOMG WTF. But dont worry, I still intend to do at least 1 more review, at least. I expect EVERYONE to know how to make boxes by the end of this video.Apologies for my hands blocking the view 1/2 the time. Times like this I wish I had invisible hands.....wait, that would be too kinky, damn you laws of physics.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-90438493446548637092008-08-31T04:43:00.004+10:002008-08-31T04:59:02.480+10:00

Just thought I should post something to all zero of my readers out there.I am still here, don't worry, I have no yet abandoned this blog, and I have plans to make 1 or 2 smaller review videos next week.Aside from that, not much more is going on.I did accidentally crack the touchscreen of my Onda 777+ PMP, then decided to update the firmware, and now need to get it repaired, and I did get a new

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-36563971851249151752008-08-22T16:24:00.003+10:002008-08-31T04:52:02.524+10:00

Seriously, my DS is heaps better than my PSP, hands down.Sure it isn't as pretty or as big or as powerful, but it is just better quality and has better games. So, I use most of the stuff in the video, just not all of it.Also, on a side note, I saw a movie called last night, and it was pretty damn good, I was not expecting much, but hell, it turned out nicely. It is about the last day on earth and

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-42613800552602786082008-08-19T19:11:00.004+10:002008-08-19T19:20:35.536+10:00

So, I saw Starship Troopers 3 last night, a quick rundown.1. It doesn't hold a candle to Starship Troopers 12. It is heaps better than Starship Troopers 23. The CGI is fucking shit, seriously, I have seen cheaper made movies with heaps better CGI than this, even number 1 had better quality, hell, Star Wars 4 5 and 6 had better quality. I am no major fan of CGI in movies, but when it is that bad,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-53101972811620346522008-08-18T20:18:00.004+10:002008-08-31T04:52:15.107+10:00

So yeah, heres a quickie again till I get more DX stuff from the mailman.I think my videos are like a major TV network, pumping out crap to the over saturated marketplace to an audience that is ambivalent to everything.Maybe I should just do a few barrel rolls to make it all OK.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-8190249225104180822008-08-17T21:34:00.003+10:002008-08-31T04:52:25.993+10:00

So, I am freaking bored, I might make a new video in the next few hours or just end up watching movies like I always do.Recently I saw Iron Man which was freaking awesome, although could of used more action, hell, that movie could of gone for another hour and I would of been happy. Also I saw Hellboy 2, which is a hugely average movie, I am not major fan of Hellboy, and didn't really like number

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-14836148506243029282008-08-15T20:54:00.003+10:002008-08-31T04:52:31.356+10:00

Yeah, everyone LOVES puppies, I mean, goddamit, puppies are the cutest thing ever, babies dont hold a candle to puppies.Why else are puppy dog eyes so appealing? Seriously, babies are whiny and annoying, but puppies, well, even the word is cool.So anyway, the Keychain thingy is pretty cool, but as most things, completley useless, you wouldnt use this to locate your dog, you'd call their name.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-1916333195186982582008-08-11T22:49:00.005+10:002008-08-31T04:53:20.114+10:00

So, yet another video that no one cares aboutSeriously, who wants to hear about sandisks new product anyway, who would go into youtube and say to themselves "Oh I think I will look up the Sansa Shaker". Goddammit I need a life....

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-8461882679073157842008-08-05T18:53:00.003+10:002008-08-31T04:53:30.117+10:00

So I got two DX parcels today, full of mostly uninteresting crap. But, I made a video of the Mario thingys I got, because everyone loves mario.Fuck Yeah!

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-88475335246535142782008-07-30T16:28:00.004+10:002008-07-30T16:34:14.848+10:00

So, I went nuts and decided to buy some camera stuff recently from the internet. From Dealextreme I ordered the massa 1x, 2x and 4x macro lens set and a CPL Filter, from Virtual Village I ordered a diffusers filter and from Ebay I ordered an IR Filter.Now all i have to do is wait forever for them to come, and when/if they do, I will be laughing.Aside from that not much has really been happening,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-72764516354312131112008-07-23T17:14:00.001+10:002008-07-23T17:15:33.107+10:00

So I was bored and made a quick video, on pliers......oh the joy.Aside from that, there is nothing else, but next time I think I shall angle the camera a bit higher, so my man hands dont get in the shot.

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-26919190059283334522008-07-22T19:57:00.006+10:002008-08-31T04:53:36.443+10:00

So this is getting ridiculous, first Grand Theft Auto 4 comes out, and EVERY review and reviewer and website and person is saying "ZOMG 10/10" and any site that says 8/10 or anything under 10/10 is getting spammed as idiots who don't know what they are talking about, then the hype dies down, and people start saying that the game is still prefect but the multi player has issues, great observation,

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-16579720625351144172008-07-21T21:52:00.004+10:002008-07-21T22:07:03.885+10:00

Seriously, how many reviewers do you know that don't even grade their reviewed items, all I really do is talk about it. Ugh, still at least it beats doing nothing and lets me actually use my camera that I bought on a whim.After making this video, I decided its time to play some more PSP because I barely use it, mainly because PSP's suck next to DS's, sure, a PSP looks better and is faster and

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-49612037412371832022008-07-19T05:22:00.005+10:002008-07-21T21:59:46.248+10:00

So I decided to stop being so lazy and released a video people will actually watch.....for at least 3 seconds anyway.There is no real reason I made it, and I couldn't be fucked starting over and over again, so like all my videos, it was done in one take, at 3am, in bad energy-saving-light-bulb lighting. I really need to stockpile those "bad" globes, as they may be banned in the coming months/

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-13931799462239140352008-07-17T17:06:00.001+10:002008-07-17T17:14:26.700+10:00

So, I just had the healthiest breakfast known to man today.It contained one can of V and a cigarette.For those who don't know, V is a sugar filled energy drink with guarana, taurine and glucuronolactone. For those of you who don't know why I put glucuronolactone in here, you really need to look at what is in your energy drinks more. The cigarette was just from plain habit, and we all know what

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-17114055717673250462008-07-15T18:10:00.000+10:002008-07-15T18:16:25.557+10:00

So, new video up on youtube, about cokes revamp of mother...hoorah......

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-6577200705837300522008-07-09T17:29:00.000+10:002008-07-09T18:35:52.602+10:00

So, after playing way too much Team Fortress 2, I thought I would rundown some basics that it seems that most people don't understand. Keep in mind that I am not the worlds best player, nor do I intend to be.Basic Rules : If the game type is CTF, you main point is the CAPTURE THE INTELLIGENCE, not to jump around killing everybody or hang around at the enemy spawn.If it is a payload map, you are

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-67601366020813395742008-07-06T05:26:00.000+10:002008-07-06T05:54:06.389+10:00

Yeah, so, I think I have overplayed Civilization 4. I don't know how it happened, but I know it occurred sometime in-between me using nukes on the AI and Pressing my enter key for one.....more....turn.....So now I must wait 3 days till Civilization Revolutions comes out on DS, as I do not have, nor do I intend to buy a PS3 or XBoX360. But of course, the 360 would be the better choice (in b4 bawww

Chrisnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8598030083580704507.post-61960435489731708192008-07-02T04:05:00.001+10:002008-08-31T04:53:54.352+10:00

Hey hey, so, first blog here on Blogger ever.In fact, lets not call them blogs, lets name them......posts.So, why am I here? Why not join the trendy crowd over at myspace or the cool college kids at facebook or even the russians on bebo? Why?Because I used to use myspace for blogging, and it really pissed me off how bad it was, and how painful the site was to look at, never mind that it is just

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